Antelope: How she married my Uncle.
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Artery: Another name for a picture gallery Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bacteria: The rear door of a self-service cafe Baloney: Where some hemlines fall.
Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
Biplane: What a parachutist says when he jumps Bottom: What the shopper did when she found the shoes that she wanted.
Bucktooth: The going rate for the tooth fairy.
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Cannibal: someone who is fed up with people Cantaloupe: When you are unable to run away to get married.
Cartoonist: What you call your auto mechanic.
Castanets: What they did to fill the role of Frankie Avalon's movie girlfriend.
Celtics: What a parasite salesman does.
Chickens: the only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead Collision: What happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian
Committee: a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours Concert: A breath mint for inmates.
Confidence: The feeling people have before they know better Consist: A growth on an inmate.
Content: A fabric shelter for inmates.
Control: A short, ugly inmate.
Convent: How inmates get air conditioning.
Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Crestfallen: Dropped toothpaste.
Cross-eyed Teacher: A teacher that looses control over his or her pupils.
Decrease: De fold in de pants.
Demote: What de king put around de castle.
Denial: A river in Egypt Despise: De persons who work for the CIA.
Detention: What causes de stress.
Dictator: Another name for Richard Spud.
Dilate: When a person lives longer.
Dioxin: What you say before you kill a herd of buffalo-like cattle.
Diplomatic Circles: A place where humanity gets the run around Dreadlocks: the fear of opening the dead-bolt.
Dust: mud with the juice squeezed out Egotist: someone who is usually me-deep in conversation Genius: A perception of the obvious which no one else sees Gentleman Farmer: A man out standing in his field Gossip: a person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage Handkerchief: Cold storage Infantry: Baby soldiers Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper Macadam: The first Scotsman Monopoly: A parrot not equipped with stereo Mosquito: an insect that makes flies look good after all Mushroom: A school cafeteria Octopus: An eight sided cat Optimist: A happychondriac Physics: The science of making fizzy drinks Politics: The highest form of the science of double dealing Polygon: An empty parrot cage Raisin: Grape with a sunburn Rhubarb: Bloodshot celery Secret: something you tell one person at a time Skeleton: a bunch of bones with the person scraped off Stairs: Things that go up and down without moving Succeed: What a bird does with a straw Toothache: the pain that drives you to extraction Tomorrow: one of today's greatest labor saving devices Usherette: A girl who is paid to put a man in his place Yawn: an honest opinion openly expressed Wrinkles: something other people have - you have character lines.
