For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
Stock up and save! Limit: one.
This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.
For Rent: Six-room hated apartment.
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Semi-annual After-Christmas sale!
And now, the Superstore ---- unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
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Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory, must be willing to travel.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Toaster: a gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.